I’m Elaine the TechDonkey.
Everyone goes around calling themselves fancy titles like WebMaster or WebMistress, when we all know who’s doing the grunt work around the Internet, right?
I do that work. I code, type, tweak, arrange, upload, download, and upgrade. I do design and hosting. I shove pixels around until your mother wouldn’t recognise ‘em. For select Vancouver residents, I even get inside your home computer and compel it to behave better. See? There’s no mystique, and there’s certainly not much derring-do. Just one geek (plus a few subcontractors on bigger jobs).