Operating System Troubles (Microsoft Windows)

“My computer beat me at chess, but I did better at kickboxing.”

We’ve all heard the nicknames–Win-doze–and worse. The most common operating system is also probably the buggiest. If your computer often falsely accuses you of performing illegal actions (The nerve!) and then announces that you’re about to lose your last 20 minutes of work, you’ll know what I mean. If you often cover your eyes when you have to reboot, I may be able to help.
Windows 3.1, 3.11, 95, 98, ME, XP only. (Yes, I’m bi-platform, and used to run a Mac as well, but have forgotten an awful lot about the fruity side of computer hell.)

And nope, I don’t do hardware.